@2 hours ago with 216144 notes
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
Please don’t tweet me pretending that we’re cool when we’re not you fucking fuck.@2 days ago
date a guy who reads. date a guy who will always be there for you no matter what. date a guy who will be turned on whenever you push his buttons. date a guy who will entertain you, who will distract you from the pains of everyday life, and will always be there in the bedroom waiting for you. date a guy who reads… video game discs. date a gaming console.
(via chelbonthemoon)@2 hours ago with 3633 notes
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Yeah but Jesus is a savior and witches are just… Meh? At the end of the day@1 day ago with 323651 notes
@3 days ago with 86816 notes
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions