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chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

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*gets a compliment*

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Please don’t tweet me pretending that we’re cool when we’re not you fucking fuck.

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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ameliabutter:

femmeanddangerous:

You can’t

i’m down

ameliabutter:

femmeanddangerous:

You can’t

i’m down

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connorkawaii:

date a guy who reads. date a guy who will always be there for you no matter what. date a guy who will be turned on whenever you push his buttons. date a guy who will entertain you, who will distract you from the pains of everyday life, and will always be there in the bedroom waiting for you. date a guy who reads… video game discs. date a gaming console. 

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fitisthebestrevenge:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

^ word

Yeah but Jesus is a savior and witches are just… Meh? At the end of the day

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guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

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